🚬 OUTSIDE CIGS™

The only brand bold enough to take smoking... outside.

Welcome to the revolution.

Tired of lighting up inside? So were we. That's why we started Outside Cigs - a lifestyle brand for the bold, the brave, and the legally compliant.

Whether you're behind a dumpster, in a freezing parking lot, or huddled under a leaky overhang during a torrential downpour... you're one of us now.

Why Outside Cigs™?

Weather-tested

Our cigs hold up in wind, rain, and judgmental glances.

Socially isolating

Experience the thrill of being 30 feet from any door.

Flavor notes

Asphalt. Regret. A hint of freedom.

Certified Non-Inside™

Guaranteed to never be enjoyed indoors.

Our Starter Kit Includes:

A crumpled pack

With one bent cig left (because you "just had one" five minutes ago)

A borrowed lighter

That only works if you whisper to it

Spotify playlist

Titled "Nicotine & Existentialism"

Bonus

Cold fingers and fleeting friendships

What People Are Saying

Chad

Vaper-Turned-Visionary

"I met the love of my life behind a 7/11. Thanks, Outside Cigs."

Sam

Former Inside Smoker

"Never before have I felt so judged and yet so alive."

IRS Audit

2025

"Technically, it's not even a company. It's just a vibe."

Join the Movement

Outside Cigs isn't a brand. It's a lifestyle. A very cold, slightly damp lifestyle.

See you at the ashtray.